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Chadpocalypse 2:1 - El Diablo's Coffee Bar

It's been a while since I've written Chadpocalypse, but with Downpour off to the editor, I've decided to dive back in. Here's the first part of...

Game of Moans 7: ‘Darts’

It was getting a bit lively at The Wall. The Night King had had one too many and was currently engaging in an arm wrestling competition with the...

Game of Moans 6: ‘Hand’

“So Jaime,” said Bronn, as they stood at the bus stop, waiting for the next bus to The North; “Now that you have only one proper hand, how do you…...
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Game of Moans 5: ‘Green’

Grey Worm crouched by a log for a wee. “Hiya Grey Worm,” said Bran. “How’s it hanging?” ‘Is that a dig?,” said Grey Worm. “Not intentional.” “So how...
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Game of Moans 4: ‘Stab’

The ‘small package’ that Jon Snow had sent was a dragonglass dagger Construct-a-Kit for his sister, Sansa. Although Sansa wasn’t really his sister,...
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A Game of Scones

Queen Percei ordered her cream tea, then sat there all regal like, while she waited for it to arrive. Her cross-dressing brother, Myrion, ordered his...
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Pad Life 1: Clean Moggie, Yellow Moggie

Both the cats have turned yellow. Picture: Pixabay Creative Commons

Game of Moans 3: ‘Pub’

The Night King’s phone rang. ‘The Wife,’ it said on the screen. He rolled his scary blue eyes and answered it. “Where are you?,” said the Night King’...

Game of Moans 2: ‘Hair’

“What can you do for me?,” said Queen Cersei, as she sat in the hairdresser’s chair, considering her barnet. “I can’t do anything about that,” said...

Game of Moans 1: ‘Queue’

“You know nothing, Jon Snow,” said Post Office Counter Clerk Ygritte, as she printed out the postage label and stuck it on the bastard’s package. “I...