Humour

125 Bucks

I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks

Coleslaw Catastrophe pt7: ‘The Pub'

The hummus delivery driver was on the G&Ts. Again. She was finding it all a bit much. But then she didn’t need a global condimentary apocalypse...

Mrs Muhulu and the Coleslaw Catastrophe (CCpt6)

She observed the coleslaw in the distance. The coleslaw slurged towards her. “Oh dear,” said Mrs Muhulu. But then she had an idea. She got out the...

I'm In Jail Because Of My Wife's Breasts

Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore, She decided not to let me touch or see her boobs anymore. Every time I wanted to see or caress...

Britney and Shania and the Coleslaw Catastrophe (being pt5 of the ‘Coleslaw Catastrophe’ series)

“Like OMG, Shania, that’s grody to the max.” “Like I know, Britney. Like gag me with a spoon.” “Like... coleslaw? Like, gross.” “Like... totes gross...

Windows, Peasants, Blood

The wealthy shop owner counted his money and laughed. “This is a lot of money!” Suddenly a peasant carrying a bucket burst into the shop. “Sir, I’d...

Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt3

The coleslaw delivery driver got out of his van and shoved the petrol hose into the appropriate aperture. He hummed Let It Go, from the popular...

Condumb

When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums. When I said that I wanted to buy some so my wife wouldn't get pregnant...