Humour

"Will ye no come back again...?"

By philwhiteland on Sun, 19 Jan 2020

This story was conceived the other day, when I drove through my old home town of Burton upon Trent and noticed that this had actually happened at a well-known funeral director's. I couldn't believe my eyes and I wondered what Archibald and Josiah might have to say about it...

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Porky's Revenge

By randy-johnson on Wed, 15 Jan 2020

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got mad, he was meaner than Atilla the Hun. Porky sat...

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My Star Wars Action Figures

By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Jan 2020

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I was a child, I bought the Star Wars action figures...

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Alien Opportunities Ch.3 : Alien Practices Part 2

By Kurt Rellians on Fri, 10 Jan 2020

Chris returns to the Alien Household hoping to confirm his friendship and position there, and finds himself talking to a daughter of his boss, who engages him in deep and pleasant conversation, in which he reveals much of his true self.

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Chadpocalypse 2:16 - Back in Black

By mac_ashton on Fri, 10 Jan 2020

If you want to catch up, here's a link to the collection: https://www.abctales.com/collection/chadpocalypse If you have any feedback, please, don't...

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A Dog's Dinner

By luigi_pagano on Wed, 08 Jan 2020

Delusion of grandeur.

Humour

Poem

Certificate U

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My Hairy Ass

By randy-johnson on Mon, 06 Jan 2020

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will believe that if they learn that I have a hairy ass. I...

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Alien Opportunities Ch.3 : Alien Practices Part 1

By Kurt Rellians on Sun, 05 Jan 2020

Chris recoils from his shared experiences with the alien female. He begins to question the motives of the aliens, but somehow he cannot bury the feelings which have been released. He returns to the office the next day with some new insights.

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THE DEVIL LIKES A DRINKER

By Alfie Penguin on Sun, 05 Jan 2020

Chris the drunkard bum changed to a chronic alcoholic, inflicted with the Hideous Four Horsemen, Terror, Bewilderment, Frustration and Despair. The...