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Game of Moans 3: ‘Pub’
The Night King’s phone rang. ‘The Wife,’ it said on the screen. He rolled his scary blue eyes and answered it. “Where are you?,” said the Night King’...
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Game of Moans 2: ‘Hair’
“What can you do for me?,” said Queen Cersei, as she sat in the hairdresser’s chair, considering her barnet. “I can’t do anything about that,” said...
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Game of Moans 1: ‘Queue’
“You know nothing, Jon Snow,” said Post Office Counter Clerk Ygritte, as she printed out the postage label and stuck it on the bastard’s package. “I...
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Larry and Mick Dabble (a bit) in Necromancy
“Oops,” said Larry, as he slipped on a half-eaten doughnut, fell off the cliff and dashed his brains on the rocks below. “Oh dear,” said Mick, who...
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CC11: Epilogue
“Phew, I’m glad that’s all over,” said Larry, as he handed Mick his celebratory cheese sandwich and prepared to take a bite out of his. “Me too,”...
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Where is he? Where is she?
First long journey on his own – we’d meet mid-way at Birmingham. Dad at home, the telephone rings: ‘Will you accept this call?’ A voice begins, ‘I’ve...
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The Bed
The bed With the great wooden doors open wide The pleasures inside displayed with pride I paid my dues for this hall so grand To browse with pleasure...
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CC10: ‘Whingers Endgame’
Armed with jacket potatoes, the Whingers travelled to all four corners of the globe (or would have done if the ‘globe’ was a quadrilateral) and set...
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CC9: ‘Whingers Assemble’
Ironing Man sprayed a bit of steam on his shirt and set to on the creases thereupon. The phone rang. “Goddamn it!,” exclaimed he, then he carefully...
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Larry and Mick and the Eighth Instalment in the Story of the Coleslaw Catastrophe
“And now for a special announcement by the President of the United States of America... Mr Tonald Drump.” “Turn it over,” said Larry. “I can’t,” said...
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