Humour
sausage nation
I live in a sausage nation, A creation, Where all you can eat is good food, No feud, For the amount of sausage is endless. My human bends down and...
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What I Got For Christmas
When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted...
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Botched Cod Loin
It’s a Saturday morning not long before Christmas and I’m sat cross-legged on the living room floor wondering why there are no good road trip movies...
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Navelgate
With U.S. partisan political content.
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The Fence (Youth Misbehaviour After The Election)
A Teenager destroys a Fence while showing off, not realising that an election has brought a new, more Left Wing government to power, but one which has brought more traditional punishments back to deal with Youth Misbehaviour and many other crimes.
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Even Mistresses Moan
(c) Terry Moore 1998 Even Mistresses Moan Although the date on the letter said April the first, the contents didn't make me a fool. My decree...
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Where The Hell is Charlie?
Where the Bloody hell is Charlie? Alfred stoodbarefoot and called to his wife. "Janet...have you seen my blue socks?" While he waited for her reply...
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A Christmas Tale With A Difference
The people of 'England' were facing a General Election, but what was going to happen this time? This was co-written by myself and my wife Wendy in 2006. We 'bounced' a few ideas off each other to write it together. As we are now facing another election, and at Christmas time, we both think it is the perfect time to post our joint work on my abctales account, with due credit to my wife Wendy Kirtley.
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The Wet Hole
(c)Terry Moore 1999 The Wet Hole 'The Wet Hole' was the only remaining occupied building on Jacob's Island. Roger Loxley, the landlord, was fat,...
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