Humour
Windows, Peasants, Blood
The wealthy shop owner counted his money and laughed. “This is a lot of money!” Suddenly a peasant carrying a bucket burst into the shop. “Sir, I’d...
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Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt3
The coleslaw delivery driver got out of his van and shoved the petrol hose into the appropriate aperture. He hummed Let It Go, from the popular...
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Condumb
When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums. When I said that I wanted to buy some so my wife wouldn't get pregnant...
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Limerick On Limericks
Limericks have five lines it is true But poets are oft left to rue As they head for the door Why lines three and four Don't rhyme with lines one and...
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Benny the Lout - A Craven Danger Mystery
Betty watched as Benny the Lout slouched over Craven Danger’s desk and hurled abuse at the private investigator. “Look here, powder puff!” said Benny...
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Larry and Mick and the Sniffleapocalypse
The end didn’t come in fire or nuclear fallout or holy wrath. It came in sniffles, coughs and ‘feeling a bit squiffy.’ But enough of that... “I’m...
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- 505 reads
Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt2
“Coleslaw is a funny beast,” said Larry. “Hilarious,” said Mick. “No, I don’t mean it like that. I mean it is a tricky customer.” “Why sayeth ye?” “...
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STRIKE
The way I run my company is something my employees don't like. Just because I do them dirty sometimes, they go out on strike. Thwy're on strike now...
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Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt1
To Vicky, who confessed to the author of having ‘lost the plot’ with coleslaw before. ... It was a day like any other. The coleslaw delivery van was...
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'Before The Cake' and The Snarky Reader
I revisited my poem 'Before The Cake', and added comments after every line. ( in italics ).
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