Humour
Poking James MacGuigan’s Cow

This is an old bit of writing from the days when I was still nervous about farm animals. I’ve done a bit of the digital remastering because I was never really happy with it and I thought that while I was fiddling about I would change the subject from a pig to a cow, thus meeting the dictates of this week’s Inspiration Point. So you’d better read it because if you don’t I’ll set James MacGuigan on you.
- Read more about Poking James MacGuigan’s Cow
- 18 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 3648 reads
Neologism
Jonny Smith was a boozer. When provoked, a rotton bruiser. If all was said, born a loser. But with a pools win, morphed a cruiser. Lots of freedom,...
- Read more about Neologism
- 3 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 652 reads
Chewing the Cud

My friend Bill is rather glib and quite often he tells a fib. I listened carefully to my bud and discreetly chewed the cud. “I wandered lonely as a...
- Read more about Chewing the Cud
- 8 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1493 reads
The Nonsense Tradition
There stood the mighty John O Groats. Spent his time jumping moats. Lived with a band of stoats and goats. Soaked in a bath with yellow boats. Was...
- Read more about The Nonsense Tradition
- 4 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1519 reads
Parklife (Bring Out Your Dead series - Part 30)

In which our convoy arrives and problems abound!
- Read more about Parklife (Bring Out Your Dead series - Part 30)
- 2 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1268 reads
Scorn Not His Djezve

A tongue in cheek assessment of the misnomer that making good coffee is complicated.
- Read more about Scorn Not His Djezve
- 15 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 3771 reads
Sharing a Bite
Darkness screams into the night and a wonder seen from my tent calls to me- the growl of a bear cements me to my tracks. I wandered too far away...
- Read more about Sharing a Bite
- 5 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1057 reads
There’s a new sick line, for calling in sick apparently! By Alfred Muggins, Call Centre Agent!
Image:

6/2/23 There’s a new sick line, for calling in sick apparently. We had a buzz meeting, and the team manager mentioned it. Apparently if we call in...
Ain't Nobody (Bring Out Your Dead series - Part 29)

Our weary travellers are nearing the end of their journey and whilst some are finding ways to pass the time, others are viewing the approaching terminus with mixed feelings!
- Read more about Ain't Nobody (Bring Out Your Dead series - Part 29)
- 4 comments
- Log in to post comments
- 1546 reads
Love Shorts 1-4
Part 1. They met at 1pm Outside the Blue Sun café It was overcast And the café wasn’t blue They ordered two skinny latte’s To take away There was...
- Read more about Love Shorts 1-4
- Log in to post comments
- 352 reads


