_ Effie, how could you do this to me?
_ (softly) s’not me. Tis you.
_ Don’t try to blame me. I emptied you at 12. I checked you at 4, and you weren’t full
_ Glue’s loose
_ And why should that be?
_Very full when people were here
_ I could hardly go to empty you when we were having a meal, me, my daughter and granddaughter. She is off to University this week. I won’t see her again till Christmas.
_ too full, glue gets stretched
_ Why didn’t you give me a warming - itch or something
_maybe I tried but you slept too deep
_And maybe you didn’t even try
_ s’not me, Tis you.
_ because of you I have 2 king size sheets and a mattress cover to wash, as well as all the clothes I was wearing. You knew I was worried about getting to my Covid vaccination today. I didn’t need this mess on top of everything else.
_not to blame
_ You are such a a a SHIT.
_ I am YOU.