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A Tapestry in Eighteen Panels
Panel I: The Worshipful Company of Fishmongers A shield quartered with dolphins and sea-lions, gold and azure, a trident piercing waves. Lions wear...
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Arrival in Hallowmere

The train station at Hallowmere was notable for two things: first, it was the sort of place that made you wonder whether civilisation had ever quite...
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John Brown's 55th Birthday

Today would've been his birthday but he didn't survive. If John hadn't died, today he would've turned fifty-five. He started by smoking pot and then...
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The Archmoron Himself by Alfred N.Muggins
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18/4/25 The Archmoron himself, Trump in his tower, in Manhattan. Playing golf in Mar a Lago, Tear down the metal fences which are supposed to keep...
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My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her. She turned to crime after she chose to become a carjacker. She became a carjacker because of...
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Elected!: Alfred Muggins Considers Entering American Politics!
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23/4/25 Modest Alfred Muggins saw the ‘success’ of Trump in America and began to think, “If Trump could do it so ‘well’, then maybe even he could get...
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Mrs Muggins Goes On a Mini Tour of Italy, While the Butcher and the Clown Meet in Alaska! by Alfred N.Muggins
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16/8/25 Alfred was listening to a great playlist on You Tube, as was his frequent method of hearing music at the moment. His ears pricked up, after...
Famine - For Real
The sinking sun is now undone, the sky is fading red and shadows prowl neath cloak and cowl for midnight lies ahead. Beyond the heap, the honchos...
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The Greatest Nation On Earth! by Alfred N.Muggins
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14/4/25 The Greatest Nation on Earth! the Policeman of the world! Leader of the free world! but the truth is now far from the legend. Where the mafia...
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The Protection Visa
The Protection Visa By Paul McCann Komer Newman arrived in Australia on a tourist visa and like many others he was having a great time seeing the...
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