Miscellaneous
Witnessing an Embarrassing Event
Oh no! Short sighted sir. You shouldn't procreate with her. Can you not feel the abundant fur? You're copulating with next door's cur! You're the...
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- 259 reads
The Book of Love
Did you write it? I don't believe in him upstairs either. Whatever the book says. Image created at canva from pd elements.
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- 330 reads
Yet More Bonkers Moments
An absolute peach this morning. One journalist had been sent to cover the heat wave in Scarborough and the only question she was asked by the studio...
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- 247 reads
Ulf and Sven and Eurovision Song Contest
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "Turn the TV on Ulf, it's the Eurovision Song Contest." Ulf: "Surely you don't want to watch that...
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Fulfilment
When the day turns sour and a warm wind disappears this road will take you somewhere- perhaps to a better place.
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- 343 reads
Lost it all
Could you give it all up for a maybe?
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- 295 reads
Jeffrey was good at plummeting
Jeffrey was good at plummeting. He fell from anything at any time, usually without good reason. He was born when he plummeted from his mother's womb...
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- 179 reads
Thunder in paradise (part 6)
the last and final part. who is the killer, who is next to be killed?
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- 364 reads
Night Creatures
Title is the that of an old BeBop Deluxe song. You could do worse than look them up. Bill Nelson is a Yorkshireman. Events in this poem are invented, as all the best ones are. Image free for non-c use source pexels.com
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- 1288 reads