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£00:00 Part Two.

I was chuffed to bits with my first Etsy sale. It was ten pounds and the happiness soon left me when I realized Etsy took their cut of three pounds...
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£00:00

Finally, this year I set up my Etsy shop, Sui Generis, selling my hand tie-dye clothes, and other tie-dyed items. I was SO excited, as there would be...
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Wizard Watkins
"Ah, Wizard Watkins, I wanted to see you. Did you teach 8B the invisibility spell yesterday?" "Yes headmaster, we had great fun. They were slow to...
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No longer gold

Coal has been gold in winter’s cold: red flames to warm in chill of storm. In cities smoke collected to choke, so coal that was mined was mostly...
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Obituary: Sage and Bunion
It is our sad duty to report that the well known visionary Sage and Bunion has now achieved his final ambition of becoming a crisp. "Oooh. What did...
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The Picture Ranch 58

More of this? Yes, never mind. It won't be seen by many. Anyone noticed how their tweets have become ineffective since the latest "show 8,000,000 tweets" has started? Oh, just me then. Image from pinterest.com no copyright issues.
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Time Travel To The Court Of Old Henry VIII : Back To The Past (The Return Of Youth)!
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Alfred Muggins and his wife Mrs Muggins had both gone back together, inadvertently, and without rational intention, to the time of Henry VIII, and...
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The Picture Ranch 57

Micawber Fisher 's still P.I.-ing in 1940 LA and its environs... I know you don't care, but here is The Picture Ranch Pt 57... No known copyright issues. It's place holding while I check.
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The Ancient Sage (and Bunion) 1790-1976
If you want your donkey to pull a cart, Feed him lots of gooseberry tart. If you want your crops to stay in good heart, Strip naked, belch and loudly...
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Arabian Monkfish (Part Two)

* * * Ah’m oan ma fifth can ay Red Stripe, smokin the umpteenth fag since Damo telt me ah’d ootstaiyed ma welcome, gien some serious thoat tae when...
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