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Birthday
It was my birthday yesterday and the coolest gift has come my way: a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts and I've got placing it down to an art! When...
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- 560 reads
Birthday
It was my birthday yesterday and the coolest gift has come my way: a whoopee cushion! It does loud farts and I've got placing it down to an art! When...
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- 632 reads
Lost in trying to be
This poem is about seeking the authentic Self
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- 356 reads
Taps for a lonely room
Poem about living in a cycle of depression and loneliness
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- 364 reads
B: Dear Fools and Unbelievers
I have seen the Truth
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- 487 reads
Senses working overtime
Sometimes dreams are only the beginning!
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- 557 reads
Farts
Monday, we had beans for tea, we had no bread for toast. But it didn't matter we were quite content seeing who could fart the most! First Bern let...
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- 773 reads
Nativity Play
The Nativity Play didn't go too well- in fact, it was a big disaster. The scenery fell right off the stage and landed on the headmaster. We could...
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- 889 reads
Excuses, excuses.
I have thought up a brilliant racket- one that promises to make a packet! I'm forging notes for the kids at school and my composition would make you...
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- 783 reads
School Dinners
School dinners are disgusting! All lumpy, green and gooey. I don't know what we had today but it was very chewy. The standard of the cooking gets...
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- 798 reads
Y is for You Are What You Eat
You Are What You Eat If you are what you eat, then today she'll breakfast on lemons soaked in vinegar and fix her face into an acid snarl. She'll...
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- 453 reads
Eye of the Tiger
The Rage against Hunting continues
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- 692 reads
Dingus Lays Down
One or two facts about life
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- 922 reads
Cream Lunch
Erotic Tales based around the Universal Love of Food
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- 642 reads
Boyz in the Snood
To the brother I never knew I had
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- 678 reads
Woman who lived amongst roots
rejection and insanity
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- 1201 reads
Apple Versus Bug
A post-modernistic look at the divorce between man and beast
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- 697 reads
Sweetest Punch
An ode to that famous punch by John Prescott
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- 310 reads