Humour
Crazy Diamonds
'Stars and Gripes' ‘Ooh, I think I know this one.’ ‘Shut up. I’m trying to listen.’ This has been the routine for the past five days: get up late for...
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Love, Rehab, and Mutant Turtles (1)
1. Hello, My Name Is Nick looked out at a sea of grizzled faces staring back at him from atop plastic bucket seats. He didn’t recognize anyone in...
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The Pickle Poem
I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do. You wanted a batch of pickles and you hired Aunt Bee to make them for...
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Frosty the Snowman
I was going to go out to the garden and build a snowman but then I remembered that I needed to put some fat on the cat’s abscess. I haven’t been...
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An Inadvertent Indignity
There's nothing like a rasp, To make people gasp. Sends them running to the door, Wrestling with the hasp. Batting around their faces, As if fending...
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The Apprentice
Noo then lad, job's a goodun. You'll do well, even though yer brain is wooden. My time is past, and me guts is black pudden. So I'm off home now, to...
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World Burning Down (Turkey and Greece, California and Oregon, and Afghanistan!) by Alfred N.Muggins
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With so many important and historical parts of the world burning down this year, and Mother Nature on the run, Alfred Muggins juxtaposes (or mirrors) the wanton/negligent/reckless/hapless/treacherous 'burning down' of the Afghan State, which so few were prepared to fight for in the end, and compares it with ancient times!
Saint Patrick's Day (17/3/21) : Part 3 by Mr A.N.Muggins
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Alfred becomes obsessed with his imagined Irish heritage, but finds unexpected information about his actual heritage!
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The Slurry With The Cringe On Top!
Rohan's nose leads him into trouble and India finds herself in a sticky situation. The photo is of the two dogs drying out and in disgrace.
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Golden Memories: TV Programmes (Part One)
Well, it was all monochrome for the 1960's proletariat. We had a portable Ferranti TV with incorporated radio and massive unreliability. It had more...
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