Humour

Help Me Say NO MORE FOOD

Listen to the sounds of a satisfying Thanksgiving dinner. Slurping soup then gobbling from a huge chicken, absorbing the aroma of prepared ecstasy...

Love, Rehab, and Mutant Turtles (2)

Previous Chapter 2. From One Drunk to Another Nick had detoxed before and each time it got a little worse. The shakes were more violent, the sweats...

Neighbourhood Watch: The Shape of Things to Come

I've written about weird neighbours before, so some of you may remember the pair who've created a model mountain of dog poo in their backyard. Well,...

100 Quid

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did. She wanted to go shopping and I gave her a hundred quid. At the time, I didn't know...
Gold cherry

More About Cats

Dear Federal Representative or Regulatory Commission: Despite my repeated requests for them to stop, cats insist on leaning into my hand when I pet...

Choice

A tongue-in-cheek doggerel for National Poetry Day - 7/10/2021
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From A Dithtanthe!

Rohan is concerned, so India goes to investigate.
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Scriptwriting

If you're writing a farce, Always mention an arse. You'll need a posh lady too. "The salt, please parse". Her husband may say. "Of course" she will...

No Doggerel

Contains Doggerel.
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Fool To Cry by Mr Alfred Muggins

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At difficult times of tiredness or exhaustion, or just mild depression, Muggins was one of those people who would take refuge in music. It kept him...