Humour
Help Me Say NO MORE FOOD
Listen to the sounds of a satisfying Thanksgiving dinner. Slurping soup then gobbling from a huge chicken, absorbing the aroma of prepared ecstasy...
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Love, Rehab, and Mutant Turtles (2)

Previous Chapter 2. From One Drunk to Another Nick had detoxed before and each time it got a little worse. The shakes were more violent, the sweats...
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Neighbourhood Watch: The Shape of Things to Come
I've written about weird neighbours before, so some of you may remember the pair who've created a model mountain of dog poo in their backyard. Well,...
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100 Quid
My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did. She wanted to go shopping and I gave her a hundred quid. At the time, I didn't know...
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More About Cats
Dear Federal Representative or Regulatory Commission: Despite my repeated requests for them to stop, cats insist on leaning into my hand when I pet...
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Choice
A tongue-in-cheek doggerel for National Poetry Day - 7/10/2021
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From A Dithtanthe!

Rohan is concerned, so India goes to investigate.
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Scriptwriting
If you're writing a farce, Always mention an arse. You'll need a posh lady too. "The salt, please parse". Her husband may say. "Of course" she will...
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No Doggerel
Contains Doggerel.
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Fool To Cry by Mr Alfred Muggins
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At difficult times of tiredness or exhaustion, or just mild depression, Muggins was one of those people who would take refuge in music. It kept him...
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