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Telegram
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I have been quite lately, far too quiet. Please understand my creative procrastionation and life distractions by way of this story.
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The Life Of Jim ( Part 6)
I stay at Ronnies till closing time. I’m wasted. The inevitable happened. I was supplied with more drinks than I could consume, which is a first for...
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The Chippendale Chair

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How your heart pounds inside me

“Stop the thief!” he shouts. “Hold the robber! Please, someone blocks the stealer! Help! Help! Chase him! Run after him! His voice is lost in the...
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Shibuya
You know how, in your bed
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The War - The Crutch Battalion
We were sent here to die. We’re just meat for the next assault, drone fodder. Putin doesn’t want disabled soldiers returning to Russia, he doesn’t...
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Reformed
Reformed I hide my copy of purple rain Better still destroy it I wear the flag as an armband Things are much better now I lie though my teeth I have...
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Rational Thinking Thing

I can report, dear reader, that my racist companion has enjoyed much success in the last month with her book DON’T BELIEVE THEM – ANYONE in which she...
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Another Station story!

Taking my son to a composers’ concert, in London, ran late. On the underground, need to change: Hurry to the door, I jump out, but son fails …
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Him
Him Some people wonder why I do nt like him. Well it’s simple really , when he mocks the disabled he’s mocking me. But you do nt look disabled,...
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The Patrolman - 42

Someone was calling him.
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An American ruminates on the Special Relationship
As the type of person quite familiar with the Yalta Conference, I have always reflected now and then upon 'the special relationship.' This special...
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ABC Tales
It's half past three and I should be asleep, But I can't, there no, sleep for me I got check ABC tales, I can't help it, it's me I want to see, whose...
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WAR!

Because of Bra-Gate, I had started my diet, called it “My Diet, My Way,” It is a mind game diet, and it seems to be working, I have lost one stone...
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Papal Thoughts and The New Regime! by Alfred N.Muggins
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2/5/23 The death of the Pope Francis on Easter Monday morning, one day after he had appeared to bless the crowds on Easter Sunday at the basilica at...
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Yummy
When pretty young Dolly from Dorset had to force it to get in her corset Told had sold her pot of gold had more yummy in her tummy Than ever she told...
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Ghigau 14
Lenny woke with a start. Somehow, another night had passed. Sunlight streamed through the open curtains that he hadn’t bothered to close. He reached...
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The Life Of Jim ( Part 5)
I finish my pint and head on down to “The benches”. I want a word with Tommy Roberts, he said Brenda was going home with him. What the fuck happened...
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A Selection of Historical Limericks
I've lovingly created a selection of limericks about notable, but not necessarily famous, historical personages. You can look them all up on Wikipedia, if you want! Exact historical accuracy may have been compromised for the sake of rhyme, metre, or humour...
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 3)

Monty and I slept extremely well together that night, we didn’t dream but rather blinked away the night and woke up refreshed but a little...
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