Cherrypicked stories

For any children under the age of 15 watching, tough luck I'm afraid. This is the part with the sex scene in it. I wouldn't worry though. Blink and you'd have missed it. As my wife said, nothing new there then. Regards L42

This is the first chapter of my new book 'The hidden painting'. Enjoy!

I have written a ghost story every month this year and this is the last one. A Christmas one.

I never knew what to get Jesus for His birthday. He was good at batting away stupid questions like that. He’d been on a bit of a downer. I didn’t...

Ahem...this is a Christmas story that comes in six parts. I've shamelessly stolen the plot from Charles Dickens and the format from Channel 5's Taskmaster... and maybe a bit of 'It's a Wonderful Life'. It's also seasoned with ground up bits from the Greek classics. To be honest I've tried to exert as little effort as possible when it comes to cranial activity. I sort of just pinched some stories and typed them out. There's a sex scene in part 4 or 5 that competes well with anything Alan Titchmarch has written and in places things get quite dark. Apart from that, merry Xmas. xx (Pictures mine...taken in Calgary, Canada)

Remember these three? image created by me at The Pulp-O-Mizer.

A couple of weeks ago I overheard someone say, ‘You’re only young once’. A well-used, but odd phrase, don’t you think, for aren’t we all each and...

De grass when it’s covered wit frost always gives me a good feeling. I like de look of it, and wunt to walk on it and hear it crunch, but it’s de...

I have set him on fire. Poured petrol over him as he lay in bed. Held the plastic container upside down, shaking out every last drop. I struck a...