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To Catch a Thief - Part Five - The Best Laid Plans (1 of 2)

There's a new thief stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork, and Commander Samuel Vimes of the City Watch will find that persuing this law-breaker will take him places he never expected. This is a piece of Discworld fanfiction. All characters, locations and concepts are the intellectual copyrighted material of Terry Pratchett and his associated publishers
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General Tom Thumb Visits the Dundee Lunatic Asylum
Those with diminished senses look at the man with restricted height, standing there in full Highland garb. He did the latest skit from his sell out...
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Ancient Wisdom
Knowledge is better than riches, virtue is better than wealth Not to know is bad, not to wish to know is worse Advise and council him, if he does not...
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Bring A Brick To Work
Bring a brick to work today, bring a blueprint, bring a prayer. Bring some peas in – but never marrowfat, no fear. Bring a tunnel and a blimp; bring...
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Dandelion

Real dandy in yellow shady titfer, loves attention from butterflies and bees, stands alone sometimes neath blades of green just waiting to be seen,...
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Jenny

Wiki commons image of The Brodgar Ring by Stevekeiretsu . Thank you
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Izzy

Izzy weird to sit on a dusty pew among a scatter of strangers watching a shabby coffin shouldered onto a trestle unable to shift a lingering sense I...
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Winter

Why do you always have to be winter? You know, I used to think it was me. That it was something I did to earn this wall of determined, premeditated...
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To Catch a Thief - Part Four - Fool Me Once... (1 of 1)

There's a new thief stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork, and Commander Samuel Vimes of the City Watch will find that persuing this law-breaker will take him places he never expected. This is a piece of Discworld fanfiction. All characters, locations and concepts are the intellectual copyrighted material of Terry Pratchett and his associated publishers.
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Star Gazey Pie
Perverse Cornish pie you'd swear they made up as a joke to scare incomers. But it's as true as I breathe, fish heads peeking perversely over the rim...
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"You Can See The Quiff" Mr Martinez Fourteen

At last! Trigger warning: Very evil 20th century man depicted in the accompanying illustrative image. Said image is freely available on flicker, no one wants to own up to owning the copyright though. It's in the company of some of the most incompetent inkery I've ever seen.
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101

So different to last year’s birthday! We havent met in person for 5 months. How will she be? We have to visit with masks (or shields). Born 21/8/1919...
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Donegal Eden with Caz
Donegal Eden with Caz we found a haven out of sight of prying eyes - a pocket island cut off from land at high tide accessible though at low we drank...
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To Catch a Thief - Part Three - Summoned (2 of 2)

There's a new thief stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork, and Commander Samuel Vimes of the City Watch will find that persuing this law-breaker will take him places he never expected. This is a piece of Discworld fanfiction. All characters, locations and concepts are the intellectual copyrighted material of Terry Pratchett and his associated publishers.
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To Catch a Thief - Part Three - Summoned (1 of 2)

There's a new thief stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork, and Commander Samuel Vimes of the City Watch will find that persuing this law-breaker will take him places he never expected. This is a piece of Discworld fanfiction. All characters, locations and concepts are the intellectual copyrighted material of Terry Pratchett and his associated publishers.
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A Woman of the Swamp - 1
Hi All, it's been a while, but I wanted to share part of what I've been working on. This is an adventure I've kept on the backburner for a while, and...
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The Paper Trails (For JC)
I imagine you, still, somewhere, mind deep in newsprint. A whole day we sometimes sat, you and I, reading the latest from the dailies, swapping...
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