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Lockdown
Old Mrs Trelawney, who everyone used to think was mad because she never left her house, is now planning to sue the entire world under copyright...
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Look Up The Inferno
Behind de avenue, past de dump, and along de side of de Castletown River is whur dis year’s bonfire is happening. De last two weeks we’ve bin hauling...
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Chadpocalypse - 3:2 The Mission
Need to catch up? Check out the collection here: https://www.abctales.com/collection/chadpocalypse Previous Chapter 3:2 The Mission Chad opened his...
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Charity Shopping
Trust Jonny to try and haggle down the price of a £3 fleece in a charity shop. The absolute cheek of the boy, it’s astonishing… - I tell you what: if...
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Keep on Running
'Right, you lot!’ shouted Mr Stokes at the start of the PE lesson. ‘Three times round the block. Now. Run!' William’s heart sank, along with the...
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Hush
the sky is falling into silence upon the meadow and a prayer of awesomeness as sky blends colour into shades of gray and before the flush of dusk...
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Now's A Good Time For Sleep
If my father-in-law slept in strange room with a clockwork clock he would put it in the drawer amidst the linen....me? I miss the sound.
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Countdown
~ 12000 BC Sabre Tooth Tiger ~ 1650BC M ammoth 1681 D odo ~ 1890 Falkland Islands W olf 1918 Carolina Parak eet 1938 Schomburgk's Deer ~ 1960 Javan T...
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Get The F*** Out
It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out. I went in the arcade and I played Asteroids. I...
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Now's a good time
Now's a good a time to learn to touch my toes, Now's a good time to strike a new pose. Now's a good time to learn to bake and sew and drill and saw,...
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Busking on Blisters - Chapter 7
Busking On Blisters Chapter 7 The Open Spaces Belfast city centre was blocked to traffic so I left the car around the University area and took a walk...
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I'd Like to Be An Inventor
The father of invention.
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59. After Midnight
Dinah's Diner image is free to use.
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The Biology of Caves
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Well At The End Of The Day It's Just A Job.
Yesterday I went to a funeral. It was a funeral with a difference, for I was in my bedroom at the time. I’d been to work and while I was at work, I’d...
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White Christmas
It had been the perfect December day - cold and crisp with the frosted trees sparkling in the light of the low winter sun. The children and I had...
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Oh wonderful world
A wonderful world whirs awake
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Chadpocalypse - 3:1 Land of Confusion
Need to catch up? Check out the collection here: https://www.abctales.com/collection/chadpocalypse Previous Chapter Volume 3 Chad Goes to Hell 3:1...
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Dialogues
It only takes about fifteen minutes between sitting back down at my desk and feeling like I need to go out for another fag - I just can’t concentrate...
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