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I knew they were up to something. As the insurance company was close to the bus depot they´d arrived and gone straight to the joke shop, where they...

(I sit down on couch and point remote controls at TV.) Me: Its great having smart TV. Now I can pick the programmes I want to watch. I wonder whats...

(Song inspired by a time recently that I tried, very clumsily, emailing Professor Noam Chomsky . I asked if he would say something about what he...

Written six years ago but nothing changes (much) so I'm posting it again ----- Dedicated to Albatrosses everywhere ----- (Image of dead Albatross chick and stomach contents from Wiki commons) ---- Link to plastic-pollution.com ---- WE ARE ALL GUILTY

When we got back to the tent Sofia started talking about the bones and skulls that the Church of Purgative Souls had dug up and blessed, one by one...

Found after a storm by a walker out on his own after a Christmas lunch for one was a sand letter and three pairs of shoes which were in truth...

Peter stole into reception and had his ear cocked as Marian and Naomi stood chatting. "That Mr. Dawson couldn't afford the blood tests she needed,...

Alchemy Writs For thee Nothing but distraction From mundanity Thinks her tinder lover Hair a mess Azure toothbrush held lamely In between pale...

Written some time ago for the A.R.C.H newsletter, see link at foot of story... Image "British Baked Beans": source is Flicker.com, photographer is William Jones